404: "Everybody stay calm! Stay f*!#% calm!"
In trying to load this page, my site knew exactly what to do; but in a much more real sense, it had no idea what to do.
It appears you're trying to access something that doesn't exist, or you're hunting the poltergeists of my deceased webpages. If you believe this is in error or you're with Ghostbusters, please shoot me an email: colinmcgregor [at] jhu [dot] edu